Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Wetpneuomore Was Weapon?

Initial reports pointed to the screwdriver forcefully inserted into Nurse Chris's skull, but new analysis suggests that perhaps the blood-stained flat-headed tool was not the instrument used to cause death.

A second autopsy was conducted this past weekend, which revealed substantial amounts of wetpneuomore, a medication used to treat nocturnal urination. Normally, such a medication would not be considered lethal, however, there have been reported cases of allergic patients who suffered from diarrhea, constipation, drowsiness, insomnia, dry mouth, wet pants, and (rarely) death.

Nurse Chris had a bottle of DriMorning (a name-brand wetpnuemore) in his bathroom cabinet. DriMorning does not require a prescription. It is unknown yet whether Nurse Chris was allergic to such a substance.

Police have not ruled out the screwdriver entirely, but these new findings raise "suspicion that [the screwdriver] was indeed the weapon."

2 comments:

laura said...

This site is amazing. I just stumbled on it now. I wonder if nurse Chris is now so interested in the ladies that he wants to project a more "professional" persona. What a shame. I would have like to have seen what became of all this.

laura said...

I wonder if Nurse Chris knows how to draw blood?