The Who's Who of Who Killed Nurse Chris

It's been nearly three months since the death of the beloved Nurse Chris, but police are still investigating the case without a strong case against any one particular suspect. The list of named "persons of interest" has expanded to five, as follows:

DR. JELLO: a former possibly envious coworker whose missing butterfly pendant was discovered clutched in the "cold, dead fingers" of the late nurse.

JUSTINESPIRED: the letter's JS were found on a bottle of nitroglycerin, and although they turned out to be the "us" in "dangerous," police are keeping JustineSpired on the list because "it would really be ironic if she was the killer."

DEAR FLABBY: archrival accused by Dr. Nello. This claim was retracted, then unretracted. Dear Flabby is really really fat.

ANONYMOUS COMMENTERS: several unpublished irate emails to the Dr. Nello blog were handed over to the police department that could be from the murderer. It is unclear if all the letters are from the same source.

DR. FELLO: more of a person of disinterest, actually. Dr. Fello's angry hate note to Nurse Chris was found near Nurse Chris's body.


Meanwhile police are not sure of the murder weapon. Originally thought to be the screwdriver implanted deep in Nurse Chris's skull, new evidence suggests many possibilities.

WETPNEUMORE: urination treatment medication that could be toxic if Nurse Chris was allergic.

NITROGLYCERIN: discovered in Dr. Nello's basement (possibly meant to blow up the doctor's house), it was also discovered in Nurse Chris's bloodstream. This substance could be fatal if overdosed.

SCREWDRIVER: found in Nurse Chris's head.